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ok im just gonna do a dumb thing where if i get a certain amount of points then ill do a thing
10 points:i upload paralyzer cake to youtube
100 points:i upload a video of me rubbing a picture of tomo for 2 minutes at least
150 points:i will say "succ" on mic
500 points:i will record a video of me buying a can of spaghettios
700 points:i will eat a spaghettio while wearing a mask and filming it
1000 points:i will do a cover of Ride by Ciara

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ms paint dick
i will draw a dick in ms paint with the spray tool for you

you can specify how u want the dick to look if u want to as well, i can give it a smiley face, make it blue, give it a stand, but only 1 dick at a time pls
Joe and Ben sprites by fastpagersbackbaby
ill make spritesheet in the earthbound art style

u might need 2 give me refs of the character tho bc yeah
a story
this isnt technically art but fucks y'all i am shit drawer

like, basically a 1 chapter story. like it can b anything u want my dude [except fanfiction bc thats a different commission]
it a fic? yes it a fic my dude. again it can b anythign like the story thign

keep in mind i havent seen/dont like everything so ya

heres a list of what fandoms ill do [not exclusively but just so u know some of the stuff i know and am into]
*lucky star
*azumanga daioh
*onegai my melody [but theres probs like, 5 people who know about it rip]
*bee shrek test in the house [because fuck you]
*gravity falls

fandoms i wont do
*mlp:fim [i dont like it]
*stevie mcgalaxy [i REALLY dont like it]
*homestuck [i dont hate it as much as the others but yea]
*jojo's bizarre adventure [i actually fuckin LOVE jojo but. im worried about being ooc n stuff bc im watchin the anime which is on part 4 rn and im on part 2]

fandoms i might do depending on if its gonna be a simple fic or a serious fic
*undertale [bc reasons]
*madoka magica [bc theres like 4 gotdamn million interpretations of every f;ucking thing that happened my dude its complicated as fuck]
art but with sprites
first draw meme in a while by fastpagersbackbaby
i had no idea what to call this but yea

i think this is classifiable as pixel art or something idk

basically ill just draw something in sprites. like whatever you want as its not nsfw. this isnt spritesheets since it's more classifiable as art/fanart but with sprites so uh ye


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After over 3 years, I have returned to this fucking hellhole website.

Basically, my job is to piss people off and piss myself off. That's the point of my existence.

Please don't search for my old account it gives me ebola


also tomo takino is bae
art but with sprites
so uh yeah
  • Listening to: computer fan
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: idk
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: tomo's panties
  • Drinking: tomo's fluids

is tomo takino a sweet piece of ass 

3 deviants said yes

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these are just some stamps. how do you do fellow kids

Tomo Takino Animated Stamp by xnekomataxTakino Tomo Stamp by NateFoxMother Stamp XP by Squiggles-8DMr. Game and Watch Stamp by yukidarkfanNess Stamp by yukidarkfanLucas Stamp by yukidarkfanMr. Saturn Stamp by LasillaEarthbound Zero Stamp by SillyStellDancing Ness Stamp by StaniaMarshAzuManga Daioh Stamp 3 by ToonfreakLove Azumanga Neko Stamp by GunnerGurlSakaki by artboy70Tomo Stamp by SoloPoloVisionTimotei by popstckKona Asleep by King-ahKonata Stamp by x-KoharuTired Konata Stamp by PeachMochiTomo Takino Stamp by SoraRoyals77I LOVE FAV's by LeoLeonardo.: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-KotI fav without commenting by BandaidPornThe Friend Stamp by BusirisBilly and Mandy Fan Stamp by RottenKindaCutefellow kids stamp by fastpagersbackbaby

can stamps be cool again because i like them


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TigerJX90 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 2, 2016  Student Digital Artist

Aww ;-; 
I doesn't work anymore ;-;
TigerJX90 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Hows The Big Ass Space RP going? xDDD
fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016
idk *shrug*
TigerJX90 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Okey *Swaggers away* ~
TigerJX90 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 2, 2016  Student Digital Artist

fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2016
LillyGeneva Featured By Owner May 20, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I have a confession.

My design for Kuromi as a vocaloid is based on Tomo a little.
fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner May 21, 2016
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LillyGeneva Featured By Owner May 11, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I now have about 7 drawings of Sonic Cipher.

I need help.
fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner May 11, 2016
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