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not sin tomo :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 0 art blog icon :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 0
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oh lord forgive me i have Sinned :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 6
nageese momo :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 0 spaghetti :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 did i draw?????????? :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 Kingdom Hearts: MILF:Coded :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 1 Realistic Ness :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 1 1 EXODIA, OBLITERATE :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 4 *huggles tomo pillow* :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 when you wanna draw sprites but u lowkey number 1 :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 1 kyoke :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 8 stares at my hands :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 24 fellow kids stamp :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 4 2 top ben :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 OKAY I DREW FAST [from my old da account] :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 1 4

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JoeTomo 2 :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 2 0 Tomos Dragon Maid :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 3 1 Doesn't have to be your family :iconthisaccountisdumbs:THISACCOUNTISDUMBS 2 4 Smol Lucoa :iconcawinemd:CawinEMD 40 15 Assassin :iconvoidous:Voidous 2 3 Meet the artist? Idk :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 5 2 Rad Fresh Boi :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 4 0 Bicep flex Mami :iconrentb:RENtb 575 63 Sonic GG remake :icongftheplayer:GFTheplayer 12 28 NYE YET AGAIN :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 2 0
Journal
me and my mother were on the gravity falls wiki
and we're both sleepy and found this image
we both were laughing a bit and then got sad because of the context and stuff
good night everybody i'm very tired
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7 Grand Dad :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 5 1 AzuManga Daioh Stamp 3 :icontoonfreak:Toonfreak 463 56 I'm so proud of myself right now :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 1 0 CHAOS!!! CUTE CHAOS!!! :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 2 44 [Commission] Tomo is Bes Girl :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 4 3

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ok im just gonna do a dumb thing where if i get a certain amount of points then ill do a thing
10 points:i upload paralyzer cake to youtube
100 points:i upload a video of me rubbing a picture of tomo for 2 minutes at least
150 points:i will say "succ" on mic
500 points:i will record a video of me buying a can of spaghettios
700 points:i will eat a spaghettio while wearing a mask and filming it
1000 points:i will do a cover of Ride by Ciara

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ms paint dick
i will draw a dick in ms paint with the spray tool for you

you can specify how u want the dick to look if u want to as well, i can give it a smiley face, make it blue, give it a stand, but only 1 dick at a time pls
leggies
ill edit sayaka's leggies onto a picture of someone, like a drawing or a photo or something
spritesheet
ill make spritesheet in the earthbound art style

u might need 2 give me refs of the character tho bc yeah
a story
this isnt technically art but fucks y'all i am shit drawer

like, basically a 1 chapter story. like it can b anything u want my dude [except fanfiction bc thats a different commission]
fanfic
it a fic? yes it a fic my dude. again it can b anythign like the story thign

keep in mind i havent seen/dont like everything so ya

heres a list of what fandoms ill do [not exclusively but just so u know some of the stuff i know and am into]
*lucky star
*azumanga daioh
*onegai my melody [but theres probs like, 5 people who know about it rip]
*sonic
*mario
*bee shrek test in the house [because fuck you]
*gravity falls

fandoms i wont do
*mlp:fim [i dont like it]
*stevie mcgalaxy [i REALLY dont like it]
*homestuck [i dont hate it as much as the others but yea]
*jojo's bizarre adventure [i actually fuckin LOVE jojo but. im worried about being ooc n stuff bc im watchin the anime which is on part 4 rn and im on part 2]

fandoms i might do depending on if its gonna be a simple fic or a serious fic
*undertale [bc reasons]
*madoka magica [bc theres like 4 gotdamn million interpretations of every f;ucking thing that happened my dude its complicated as fuck]
art but with sprites
i had no idea what to call this but yea

i think this is classifiable as pixel art or something idk

basically ill just draw something in sprites. like whatever you want as its not nsfw. this isnt spritesheets since it's more classifiable as art/fanart but with sprites so uh ye

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Joe
United Kingdom
3 years later and im finally back to kick some tail

basically, my job is to piss people off and piss myself off. that's the point of my existence

please don't search for my old account it gives me ebola

Tumblr: tomotakinoshusband.tumblr.com
Youtube: youtube.com/user/fastpager200

also tomo takino is bae
Interests
OK SO I HAVE THIS REALLY OLDER SISTER WHO MOVED OUT WHEN I WAS REALLY LITTLE OR BEFORE I WAS BORN IDK WHICH BUT SHES PREGNANT

IM GOING TO BE AN UNCLE

  • Listening to: computer fan
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: idk
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: tomo's panties
  • Drinking: tomo's fluids

is tomo takino a sweet piece of ass 

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4 deviants said yes

Journal History

stamps

these are just some stamps. yes i can use stamps its still 2012 shut up

Tomo Takino Animated Stamp by xnekomatax Takino Tomo Stamp by NateFox Mother Stamp XP by Squiggles-8D Mr. Game and Watch Stamp by yukidarkfan Ness Stamp by yukidarkfan Lucas Stamp by yukidarkfan Mr. Saturn Stamp by Lasilla Earthbound Zero Stamp by SillyStell Dancing Ness Stamp by StaniaMarsh AzuManga Daioh Stamp 3 by Toonfreak Love Azumanga Neko Stamp by GunnerGurl Sakaki by artboy70 Tomo Stamp by SoloPoloVision Timotei by popstck Kona Asleep by King-ah Konata Stamp by x-Koharu Tired Konata Stamp by PeachMochi Tomo Takino Stamp by SoraRoyals77 I LOVE FAV's by LeoLeonardo .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot I fav without commenting by BandaidPorn The Friend Stamp by Busiris Billy and Mandy Fan Stamp by RottenKindaCute fellow kids stamp by fastpagersbackbaby

can stamps be cool again because i like them

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TaigaDrawz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  New Deviant
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
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fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017
big chungus
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TaigaDrawz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  New Deviant
It wouldn't let me send the whole thing ;;
Anyway happy birthday.
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LillyGeneva Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Student Digital Artist
"Dipper's got the MOVES" -Dipper Pines (i kid you not it's a real quote)
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fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016
HE COOKIN
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LillyGeneva Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Student Digital Artist
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fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016
beautiful,
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LillyGeneva Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
chairs have feelings, joe
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fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016
ok
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LillyGeneva Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
murry christmas *pat*
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