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ok im just gonna do a dumb thing where if i get a certain amount of points then ill do a thing
10 points:i upload paralyzer cake to youtube
100 points:i upload a video of me rubbing a picture of tomo for 2 minutes at least
150 points:i will say "succ" on mic
500 points:i will record a video of me buying a can of spaghettios
700 points:i will eat a spaghettio while wearing a mask and filming it
1000 points:i will do a cover of Ride by Ciara

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ms paint dick
i will draw a dick in ms paint with the spray tool for you

you can specify how u want the dick to look if u want to as well, i can give it a smiley face, make it blue, give it a stand, but only 1 dick at a time pls
ill edit sayaka's leggies onto a picture of someone, like a drawing or a photo or something
ill make spritesheet in the earthbound art style

u might need 2 give me refs of the character tho bc yeah
a story
this isnt technically art but fucks y'all i am shit drawer

like, basically a 1 chapter story. like it can b anything u want my dude [except fanfiction bc thats a different commission]
it a fic? yes it a fic my dude. again it can b anythign like the story thign

keep in mind i havent seen/dont like everything so ya

heres a list of what fandoms ill do [not exclusively but just so u know some of the stuff i know and am into]
*lucky star
*azumanga daioh
*onegai my melody [but theres probs like, 5 people who know about it rip]
*bee shrek test in the house [because fuck you]
*gravity falls

fandoms i wont do
*mlp:fim [i dont like it]
*stevie mcgalaxy [i REALLY dont like it]
*homestuck [i dont hate it as much as the others but yea]
*jojo's bizarre adventure [i actually fuckin LOVE jojo but. im worried about being ooc n stuff bc im watchin the anime which is on part 4 rn and im on part 2]

fandoms i might do depending on if its gonna be a simple fic or a serious fic
*undertale [bc reasons]
*madoka magica [bc theres like 4 gotdamn million interpretations of every f;ucking thing that happened my dude its complicated as fuck]
art but with sprites
i had no idea what to call this but yea

i think this is classifiable as pixel art or something idk

basically ill just draw something in sprites. like whatever you want as its not nsfw. this isnt spritesheets since it's more classifiable as art/fanart but with sprites so uh ye


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United Kingdom
3 years later and im finally back to kick some tail

basically, my job is to piss people off and piss myself off. that's the point of my existence

please don't search for my old account it gives me ebola


also tomo takino is bae
watch dragon maid its really good and i like it
  • Listening to: computer fan
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: idk
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: tomo's panties
  • Drinking: tomo's fluids

is tomo takino a sweet piece of ass 

3 deviants said yes

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these are just some stamps. yes i can use stamps its still 2012 shut up

Tomo Takino Animated Stamp by xnekomatax Takino Tomo Stamp by NateFox Mother Stamp XP by Squiggles-8D Mr. Game and Watch Stamp by yukidarkfan Ness Stamp by yukidarkfan Lucas Stamp by yukidarkfan Mr. Saturn Stamp by Lasilla Earthbound Zero Stamp by SillyStell Dancing Ness Stamp by StaniaMarsh AzuManga Daioh Stamp 3 by Toonfreak Love Azumanga Neko Stamp by GunnerGurl Sakaki by artboy70 Tomo Stamp by SoloPoloVision Timotei by popstck Kona Asleep by King-ah Konata Stamp by x-Koharu Tired Konata Stamp by PeachMochi Tomo Takino Stamp by SoraRoyals77 I LOVE FAV's by LeoLeonardo .: Read the comments :. Stamp by Beti-Kot I fav without commenting by BandaidPorn The Friend Stamp by Busiris Billy and Mandy Fan Stamp by RottenKindaCute fellow kids stamp by fastpagersbackbaby

can stamps be cool again because i like them


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"Dipper's got the MOVES" -Dipper Pines (i kid you not it's a real quote)
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chairs have feelings, joe
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murry christmas *pat*
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*huggles* :3
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"The second type of cell division involves the splitting of reproductive cells to form gametes, either eggs (ova)..."

sonic ova

sonic eggs
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