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character idea i had by fastpagersbackbaby character idea i had :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 so uh this totally isnt self indulgent at all haha by fastpagersbackbaby so uh this totally isnt self indulgent at all haha :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 comfy boy by fastpagersbackbaby comfy boy :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 1 3 BUFFina by fastpagersbackbaby BUFFina :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 0 frosk learns how to extend arm by fastpagersbackbaby frosk learns how to extend arm :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 0 THIS SUMMER by fastpagersbackbaby THIS SUMMER :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 1 0 the worst edit ever created by human hands by fastpagersbackbaby the worst edit ever created by human hands :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 0 eye practice by fastpagersbackbaby eye practice :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 1 0 wood man invents memes by fastpagersbackbaby wood man invents memes :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 2 when its u bois bday n memes r all u can think of by fastpagersbackbaby when its u bois bday n memes r all u can think of :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 4 not sin tomo by fastpagersbackbaby not sin tomo :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 2 0 art blog icon by fastpagersbackbaby art blog icon :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 0 oh lord forgive me i have Sinned by fastpagersbackbaby
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oh lord forgive me i have Sinned :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 6
nageese momo by fastpagersbackbaby nageese momo :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 3 0 spaghetti by fastpagersbackbaby spaghetti :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0 did i draw?????????? by fastpagersbackbaby did i draw?????????? :iconfastpagersbackbaby:fastpagersbackbaby 0 0


i've gone too far, maybe by LillyGeneva i've gone too far, maybe :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 3 0 Why did this take me 9 hours to finish by LillyGeneva Why did this take me 9 hours to finish :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 3 0 Magical Sonics by LillyGeneva Magical Sonics :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 4 0 Egg Dio - the drawing nobody expected by LillyGeneva Egg Dio - the drawing nobody expected :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 3 5 Ringo by cafe-delight Ringo :iconcafe-delight:cafe-delight 78 27 CHAOS REIGNS by freakmoch CHAOS REIGNS :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 2 0 Candy Cane by theycallhimcake
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Candy Cane :icontheycallhimcake:theycallhimcake 1,113 26
Winter with You by freakmoch Winter with You :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 11 0 Wiggity wiggity what's up dude bros by LillyGeneva Wiggity wiggity what's up dude bros :iconlillygeneva:LillyGeneva 7 0 seven ate nines by freakmoch seven ate nines :iconfreakmoch:freakmoch 4 0 Happy Birthday, Dragon Woman by Ciel-9 Happy Birthday, Dragon Woman :iconciel-9:Ciel-9 5 0
I'm gonna try to do commissions now. Yay!?
Alright, so, I was thinking of doing sketch commissions. Mainly because it'd take too long to do commissions with color and shading for me, but I can work that out later.
But for now, I am gonna be doing sketch commissions. 
Most sketches take me about 30 minutes for a single character, no background. For now I'll just be doing character sketches, as my backgrounds aren't fantastic as of right now. 
The prices will be as follows: $5 for a single character sketch, another 5 dollars if another character is in the sketch. Maybe like $2 dollars for a bust, or torso and up? Does this seem fair?
I use PayPal.
I will only draw things that are PG.
Regarding rights and reproduction of my art, you can ask me not to post it to my page and I won't. Though if  you don't care, and I don't feel like posting it, you can post it, just give me credit. Wouldn't want someone to see it and not know I drew it, yeah? You can color it, and do whatever to it, as long as it's PG, and you give me
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(SiIvaGunner-related art) Voice-ify Yourself! (V2) by KingpinOfMemes (SiIvaGunner-related art) Voice-ify Yourself! (V2) :iconkingpinofmemes:KingpinOfMemes 12 6


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fastpagersbackbaby has started a donation pool!
7 / 1,000
ok im just gonna do a dumb thing where if i get a certain amount of points then ill do a thing
10 points:i upload paralyzer cake to youtube
100 points:i upload a video of me rubbing a picture of tomo for 2 minutes at least
150 points:i will say "succ" on mic
500 points:i will record a video of me buying a can of spaghettios
700 points:i will eat a spaghettio while wearing a mask and filming it
1000 points:i will do a cover of Ride by Ciara

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    Donated May 7, 2017, 5:56:28 AM
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    Donated May 6, 2016, 10:05:15 PM



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3 years later and im finally back to kick some tail

basically, my job is to piss people off and piss myself off. that's the point of my existence

please don't search for my old account it gives me ebola


i do requests

also tomo takino is bae
  • Listening to: computer fan
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: idk
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: tomo's panties
  • Drinking: tomo's fluids

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fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2017
nice 👌
TaigaDrawz Featured By Owner May 7, 2017
Happy Birthday you c u c k!
fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner May 9, 2017
TaigaDrawz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017
big chungus
TaigaDrawz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017
It wouldn't let me send the whole thing ;;
Anyway happy birthday.
LillyGeneva Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Student Filmographer
"Dipper's got the MOVES" -Dipper Pines (i kid you not it's a real quote)
fastpagersbackbaby Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016
LillyGeneva Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Student Filmographer
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